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Kevin Smith Zen #1: Clerks
Today
Name (optional)
Your Zen for Today	You knocked the fucking casket over, for Chrissakes!
Nooch-o-meter - 68%
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Kevin Smith Zen #2: Mallrats
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Date
Zen for the day	Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
How many cats will it take to get the gerbil out	48
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Kevin Smith Zen #3: Chasing Amy
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Date
Your high school nickname
Your Zen for today	Yes Holden! In fact, everything you heard or dug up on me was probably true! Yeah, I took on two guys at once! You want to hear some gems you might not have unearthed - I took a twenty six year old guy to my senior prom, and then left halfway through to have sex with him and Gwen Turner in the back of a limo! And the girl who got caught in the shower with Miss Moffit, the gym teacher? That was me! Or how about in college, when I let Shannon Hamilton videotape us having sex - only to find out the next day that he broadcast it on the campus cable station?! They’re all true - those and so many more! Didn’t you know? I’m the queen of urban legend!
Will you ever fuck Alyssa	(8) - Outlook good. - (8)
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KEVIN SMITH ZEN #4: DOGMA
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Date
Pick a film from Shermer, Illinois	The Breakfast ClubWeird ScienceFerris Bueller’s Day OffSixteen CandlesUncle Buck
Your Zen for the day	No wonder he saw Jesus, homie’s rocking the Ganj
You are this type of being	human
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KEVIN SMITH ZEN #5: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Date
Pick a previous Askewniverse Film
Your Zen	Tickets? When did they start charging for the bus? Didn’t we ride that shit to school every morning for free?
Amount of money a comic book movie based on you would gross	$963,826.26
Are you a militant movie buff living in your parent's basement?	FALSE
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