Let's play a game.
Test Pattern, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 . . .
I’m sure by now, those of you within the tendrils of my dark corner of the web have browsed the craze of identifying the film origin of the given lines of dialogue. If not, then peruse the following examples:
KD
Dave
Neil
In the above examples, the rules were as thus:
1.Pick one dozen movies that are ones that you have special feelings about. (Probably just movies that stick out for some reason)
2. Pick a few lines of dialogue that mean something to you.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry.
4.Only one right guess per person, until every new person is stumped Second guesses now allowed!
Easy no?
1)
“What is your name?”
“My name is Nobody.”
“Excuse me?”
"My name is Xamichee, he who talks loud say nothing.”
"He who talks... I thought you said your name was Nobody.”
"I preferred to be called Nobody.”
2)Hardcore Logo (Elisa)
“He showed us his stump. "Touch it," he said, "I want you to feel it. Touch it. Touch my stump." Have you ever seen a stump? Fuckin' disgusting. So don't say he didn't get his legs shot off, because we were there. We touched his stump.”
3)So I Married An Axe Murderer (Kat)
“Have you ever brutally murdered anyone?”
"Well, brutal's a subjective term. What's brutal to one person might be entirely reasonable to someone else.”
4)Army of Darkness (Mel)
“But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?”
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.”
5)Chasing Amy (Neil)
“So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?”
"I dunno. Get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High"."
"You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.”
"I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."”
6)The Wedding Singer (Jen)
“Hey, the goofball brothers!”
"Is it true you're in the middle of a nervous breakdown?”
"What? No!”
"Nervous breakdown! Nervous breakdown!”
"Who said that?”
"Everybody's been saying that.”
"Everybody? You're eight years old... the only people you know are your parents!”
7)
“A writer. You're a writer?”
"I'm a writer.”
"I worked at Burger King for three years before getting this job. I've got an arts degree. If we get you a job that says you lick toilet bowls, then that's what you do, you lick toilet bowls. Ha. A writer. Jesus.”
8)The Royal Tenenbaums (Jen)
“Now, your previous novel...”
"Yes, "wildcat".”
"Not a success. Why?”
"Well... wildcat was written in a kind of obselete vernacular...”
[long pause]
"... wildcat... wild... cat..."
[he stares into space]
"... pow... wildcat... I'm going to go”
9)Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels (Gerald)
“What did you shoot him with, an air rifle?”
"Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries.”
"You don't say.”
10)The Longest Yard (Mel)
“Well, there he is. Connie Shokner, baddest cat in the joint. Even the guards are scared of him. He killed three people on the outside and two since he's been in here.”
"Yeah, that karate's some bad stuff.”
"Oh, that was before he learned karate.”
"Say, what's he doing now?”
"Nobody's ever had the guts to ask him.”
11)Varsity Blues (Dave)
“Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.”
"What?”
"Listen. You give 'em Percaset, two Vicadin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.”
[laughing] “It's nice.”
[emphatically] “It's nice.”
"Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?”
[not paying attention] “I don't know.”
[looks up]
"What?”
12)The Breakfast Club (Naf)
“It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it?”
"A what?”
"Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?”
"Wrong.”
"Or are you a tease?”
"She's a tease.”
"I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it.”
"Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases.”
"She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.”
"I don't do anything.”
"That's why you're a tease.”
End Scene.
I’m sure by now, those of you within the tendrils of my dark corner of the web have browsed the craze of identifying the film origin of the given lines of dialogue. If not, then peruse the following examples:
KD
Dave
Neil
In the above examples, the rules were as thus:
1.Pick one dozen movies that are ones that you have special feelings about. (Probably just movies that stick out for some reason)
2. Pick a few lines of dialogue that mean something to you.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry.
4.
Easy no?
1)
“What is your name?”
“My name is Nobody.”
“Excuse me?”
"My name is Xamichee, he who talks loud say nothing.”
"He who talks... I thought you said your name was Nobody.”
"I preferred to be called Nobody.”
2)Hardcore Logo (Elisa)
3)So I Married An Axe Murderer (Kat)
"Well, brutal's a subjective term. What's brutal to one person might be entirely reasonable to someone else.”
4)Army of Darkness (Mel)
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.”
5)Chasing Amy (Neil)
"I dunno. Get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High"."
"You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.”
"I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."”
6)The Wedding Singer (Jen)
"Is it true you're in the middle of a nervous breakdown?”
"What? No!”
"Nervous breakdown! Nervous breakdown!”
"Who said that?”
"Everybody's been saying that.”
"Everybody? You're eight years old... the only people you know are your parents!”
7)
“A writer. You're a writer?”
"I'm a writer.”
"I worked at Burger King for three years before getting this job. I've got an arts degree. If we get you a job that says you lick toilet bowls, then that's what you do, you lick toilet bowls. Ha. A writer. Jesus.”
8)The Royal Tenenbaums (Jen)
"Yes, "wildcat".”
"Not a success. Why?”
"Well... wildcat was written in a kind of obselete vernacular...”
[long pause]
"... wildcat... wild... cat..."
[he stares into space]
"... pow... wildcat... I'm going to go”
9)Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels (Gerald)
"Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries.”
"You don't say.”
10)The Longest Yard (Mel)
"Yeah, that karate's some bad stuff.”
"Oh, that was before he learned karate.”
"Say, what's he doing now?”
"Nobody's ever had the guts to ask him.”
11)Varsity Blues (Dave)
"What?”
"Listen. You give 'em Percaset, two Vicadin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.”
[laughing] “It's nice.”
[emphatically] “It's nice.”
"Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?”
[not paying attention] “I don't know.”
[looks up]
"What?”
12)The Breakfast Club (Naf)
"A what?”
"Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?”
"Wrong.”
"Or are you a tease?”
"She's a tease.”
"I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it.”
"Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases.”
"She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.”
"I don't do anything.”
"That's why you're a tease.”
End Scene.
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